Zodiac soups

Humans have been eating soup and stargazing since the Stone Age.

ARIES

Tortellini mimics an ugly top hat, and Aries rules the head. This center fire sign seeks first, best, and right. Bologna and Modena claim this meal. 

TAURUS 

Taurus seeks fire. Poet Robert Crawford calls potato mush. Every bull wants baked potato soup with three dairy types, bacon glitter, and dumb onions. Taco soup.







GEMINI


Taurus seeks fire. Poet Robert Crawford calls potato mush. Every bull wants baked potato soup with three dairy types, bacon glitter, and dumb onions. Taco soup.





CANCER


Cancer is most connected to roots, family, and care. Chicken noodle soup is the ultimate "get well soon" gesture. 

LEO

Andy Warhol screen-printed the Campbell's Soup can into renown, demonstrating the gravitational pull of lions and lighting. 

VIRGO 

Virgos rule the gut and are just as good at nursing, soothsaying, and curing as Cancers, though they are less sensitive. 

LIBRA

Libra rules marriage. bride soup, which may be more Spanish than Italian and was not served at bridal events, is named for its more balanced meat, broth, and plant mix.

SCORPIO

Scorpio, the secretive genitalia boss, would be the onion in a veggie plot. To reach a scorpion's core layers takes time, loyalty exams, and therapy/necromancy. 

SAGITTARIUS

Tortilla soup, also known as sopa Azteca, from Mexico teaches ingenuity and hope, two Sagittarius traits.

CAPRICORN 

Scarcity, dad vibes, control, and inherited skills define Capricorn. 1300 years ago, Buddhist monks took miso to Japan and used it as money. Only the rich and noble ate it. 

AQUARIUS

Aquarius, like cream of mushroom soup, is resilient and forward-thinking.Aquarius, ruled by Saturn and Uranus, balances the conventional and the unforeseen.

PISCES 

Pisces is the poet of the zodiac, ruled by Neptune and always prioritizing emotion over reason. The following words from a submitted song titled 

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